We hear some truly funny comments, suggestions and questions and thought you'd enjoy hearing a few one, two and three liners.  Enjoy!

Defective Duck

Riley picking up a light up duck from the Museum store:  "I have one of these at home!"
Play Guide:  "You do.  Do you know how to make the lights flash?"
Riley:  "Yes."  He attempts to display the light function without success.
Play Guide:  "Here let me try."  Another failed attempt. 
Play Guide:  "I guess this one's a dud."
Riley:  "No...it's a Duck!"

Coyote's Cave

Play Guide to little girl in Coyote's nose for trouble cave:  "Do you have a nose for trouble?"
Little Girl:  "No.  I have a nose for FUN!"

Minor Offenses

Mother to son upon entering Becka's Studio:  "Look Sean,  you can use markers to draw on the window!"  (Becka's Picture Window)
Sean:  "Oh!  Isn't that against the law?"

Do you have any funny tales to tell of your own experiences at the Children's Museum?  If so we'd love to hear them!